Finally, a sequel to the best-selling book of all time.
It’s taken a few thousand years, but the long-awaited sequel to the Bible is finally here. Holy Bible 2 is very different to its predecessor. There’s no Matthew, Mark, Luke or John. There’s no ark. There’s no Moses. There isn’t even a Jesus. Best of all, there’s no racism, sexism or homophobia. Oh, and no stonings.
All you get in this extremely Limited-Edition release (there’s only one copy in the world) is a bunch of new commandments. Like ‘It’s okay to be gay’, ‘Thou shall have an abortion if thy need’, and ‘Thou shall not grab others by the pussy’.
These new decrees are repeated on every page along with a small instruction encouraging the reader to, ‘Tear and share: Remove this page and insert into a copy of Holy Bible 1’.
Holy Bible 2 is one of several fictional absurdist books featured in Penguin’s recently published Rejected Books and comes from the authors of Images You Should Not Masturbate To.